Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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