this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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