it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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