Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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