what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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