Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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