My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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