It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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