the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
