Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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