question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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