Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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