Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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