Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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