He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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