I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize
