I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
How does it feel to date your dad?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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