actually, I'm a sock model
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Let's paint friendship bongs
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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