Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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