is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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