After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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