I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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