Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
