I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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