Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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