1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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