If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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