Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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