Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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