You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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