i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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