Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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