hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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