I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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