Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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