I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is it penis luge time yet?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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