Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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