it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
is wine microwaveable?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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