ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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