Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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cat food counts as protein by the way
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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