If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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