You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
