I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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