People with herpes should wear stickers.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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