Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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