so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I party with great urgency now.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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