he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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