Grow some girl-balls and come out already
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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