I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
True strength comes from lack of pants
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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