Quick, to the slutcave!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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