brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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