Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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