I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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