The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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