Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My penis needs a shock collar
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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