So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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